Recently Internet journal Linux-Watch accused a research group Yankee Group of biased comparisons between Windows and Linux that favor the former. Yankee Group responded. Here is a condensed, self-sufficient version of their hilarious exchange in pleasantries:
LW: Yankee Group lies!
YG: This is absolutely and utterly untrue. Sometimes we tell the truth!
LW: Yankee Group is polling a self selected group of people.
YG: Not true! We do this only sometimes! Also, we use other sources, which... we will neglect to mention here.
LW: And the group is also biased!
YG: False! They say nice things too.
LW: Yankee Group collaborated with a Microsoft subsidiary Sunbelt to create the report!
YG: Which subsidiaries? Where? We see nothin'.
LW: We caught Yankee Group lying before.
YG: We weren't hiding it... that well.
LW: So, why promote biased surveys? Maybe Microsoft's products can't win in honest ones?
YG: We are a very honest company.
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LOL!
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